Whaaat? Song Writing?

Guess who has been writing songs?
Go on, guess.
...
No, not David Bowie (he's practically dead).
Moi.

Influences:
1-800-ZOMBIE
Retard-O-Bot
Stolen Babies
Lily Allen
Nuclear Rabbit.

This is going to be a pretty effed up musical experiment.

Songs are about 30 seconds long.
With names such as:
If This Song Is Famous I'll Kill A Puppy
and
Wingstop.

I am writing a song for my friend Eilia for her birthday.
I do hope she likes my crap.
Normally she doesn't like this type of music.
But... oh well, because I can't play any other kind.

So yay! Songwriting. c: