Oh, What A Lovely Easter It Has Been...

Happy Easter, fellow bloggers.

It sure has been a while, hasn't it?

That, friends, is because my trusty laptop has failed me and I no longer have Internet access at home.

On the plus side, Zelda is always there for me.

Am I too old for easter baskets on Easter morning, now? I woke up expecting one and found nothing addressed to me on the kitchen table.

Holidays aren't fun once you get as old as myself.

Wednesday, Jan 25, 2012

Cancer

You should really try to escape the mundane world and have a few interesting adventures today. And if you can do it with some friends or loved ones, you'll be able to have a great time together. But whatever you end up doing, you're really bound to enjoy yourself today. You’ll definitely feel like taking a few chances, and you’ll want to go wherever the road takes you. You really should try to broaden your horizons and have a few new experiences today. And you ought to indulge any idealistic impulses you have.

Dear Horoscope,
Interesting adventures: check.
Enjoyed self: check.
Took chances: check.
Broaden horizons: check.
New experiences: check.
Indulgence: check.

THANKS A WHOLE BUNCH. -_-

If you're reading this, you're wasting your time.

A Fresh Start.

Dear Lovely Blog Readers,

I humbly apologize for the recent staleness of my blog, but who can blog when Britney needs our undivided focus on helping her get her life back together? (Yes, that was, in fact, a Britney Spears reference.)

Anyhow, I deleted my old posts in three clicks of a my computer mouse - and, ah, what a good feeling that was. 

Looking back on my old posts, I'm starting to realize how much of a child I was as a freshman. Now, as a sophomore, I am one year older and not so much more mature. I am, though, more of a pervert.

And now, my life, I feel, is a game. Relationships and friends, games. Oh, stay away from the people you're not supposed to talk to... or else you'll get cooties. And the person who is most afraid of the cooties will lock herself up and turn everyone against you. Oh, cootie queen, stop blaming me - it's not my fault your lover is losing interest in you. I am merely standing here, sandwiched between two sensitive people that I don't want to argue with. It was only instinct...

Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I've got my cootie shot.

I swear, it's only a whisper... I claim, it's just a whisper, and nothing will happen. I have a brain and I do use it, I promise, I swear. Once it happened. I don't know what the future holds for me; however, I do know one thing: I'll let it do what it wants. My thoughts, my actions, free as a bird! 

Oh, consequence, go fall in a hole. I'm too happy to be dealing with you right now.

And honestly, I won't.